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dasani nites

by little cake n jack toft

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excuse me sir, can i talk to you about my son (can i talk to you about my son) they're callin him a devil but i know he'd never hurt no one (he's a devil but he'd never hurt no one) he's been gettin bullied by the bad boys at his school (the bad boys at his school) excuse me sir, can i talk to you about my son (can i talk to you about my son) they're callin him a devil but i know he'd never hurt no one (he's a devil but he'd never hurt no one) he's been gettin bullied by the bad boys at his school (the bad boys can be so cruel) they're callin him a sissy...
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am i pretty? 02:00
am i pretty (is she pretty) am i hot (is she hot) am i pretty (is she pretty) at the bar (is she at the bar) well i got my choice of all the boys i got my choice of all the boys i don't want none but i'm wondering if i'm pretty
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dasani nites 02:59
can't pay ya but there's a case of dasani in the back, help yourself for as long as it lasts french fried sandwiches and pizzas from subway with dasani poured over it just to soften up the bread dasani nites; that dasani's for me dasani nites washin over me pourin over me you workin for dasani now boy be thankful that you got the chance that sub's for you this dasani's for me dasani nites; this dasani's for me dasani nites washin over you pourin friggin over you
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corn 02:18
corn, i want corn in my dinner if you love me
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somebody call in a bomb threat my baby just broke up with me there's no way i can do 8th period
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santa bae 02:27
santa baby, lets talk there's a lot of things that i need and you know i've been pretty good, yeah i've been alright santa baby bring me lots of expensive stuff i like, santa baby, i want really sexy women to think that i'm really sexy too and handsome and powerful and wonderful and super charismatic (you're so charismatic), santa, do you have some type of potion (santa's got a potion) you could give me for that that'd be great (i'll take care of you) thank you I've been good (hes alright), this year i've been good (he's been alright) all i do is work a lot (drive to work) and shop for food (he's workin overtime) i've been good this year i've been good all i do is work a lot drive to work and shop for food santa baby come on, man (get me a car) get me a friggin awesome mercedes (gimme a lamborghini and an amazon kindle fire get me an apple phone get me a google phone get me a window's phone) i want a sports car and a dvd player thats friggin awesome and an awesome tv screen to watch it on. all on my phone forever. (and holy love)

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released January 17, 2015

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little cake n jack toft Buffalo, New York

Jack Toft (Kool Keith meets Crass) has put out 15 tapes in the last 5 years as he has consistently toured America, proselytizing and making sex jokes to legions of smiling, laughing, and crying, rad people. Ana or "Little Cake" who is a classically trained music teacher has joined Jack in developing a kooky, riveting rap, wild freak anti-folk noise/free jazz sound created for the present moment ... more

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